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Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰Β Love thy neighbor….πŸ˜› But don’t get caught.

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰Ever read a book that changed your life? Me never πŸ˜›.

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰Β You can’t disturb me….I’m busy in doing nothing πŸ˜„

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰I love buying new things but I hate spending money on you❗

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰Β People say everything happens for a reason. So when I shout on you… remember I have a reason.

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰I’m not arguing, I’m simply tried to explaining why I’m always right πŸ‘‰

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰Β Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFiπŸ˜† connection.

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰Β People say laughter is the best medicine. …πŸ‘‰πŸ˜›Your face must be curing the world.

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰Β My bed is in love with when I m in hurry to go anywhere πŸ˜‚

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰Read some knowledge πŸ“š instead of reading my status bookπŸ˜…!

 

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funny shayari in english image with quotes

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰I’m just having an allergic reaction towards youπŸ˜›β—

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰Β When people has nothing to show off on…they prefer to show teeth 😬.

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰80% of girls πŸ‘§ have boyfriends..πŸ‘¦ πŸ˜…Rest 20% are having brain.

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰I wanted my friends to be as crazy as me😁

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰If life gives you lemons, just add some πŸ₯ƒvodka.

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰Β I live in a world of fantasy….πŸ˜…so keep your reality away from me!

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰I want someone to look at me the way I look at pestriesπŸ₯§!!

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰My father always told me, ‘Find a job you love and so I found it as my sleeping 😴.

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰You are having friends, πŸ˜†until they get in a relationship!!

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰I have symptoms of getting loss all the time 😁.

 

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funny shayari in english image with quotes

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰I’m quite busyπŸ˜† in converting Carbon Dioxide into Oxygen

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰I only have love bite of mosquitoes ,only they care for me πŸ˜†.

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰If You wanna sleep more and πŸ˜‚ time has reached, don’t worry. Just remove the clock from your house 🏑 and enjoy life.

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰When I see people smarter than πŸ˜†me,… I think what is the need of them to be born.

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰Β Today’s Relationships: πŸ˜‚You can Go to Friend’s home but not each others 😚.

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰Being busy is very hard thing to do…you never know when and how to πŸ˜†finish.

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰Β Husband is a creature that πŸ˜‰shows the flaws of cleaning the whole house.

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰The first cigarette or the first beer anyone does not buy and drink … always somebody donates a donor in hand and says “Drink, nothing willπŸ˜… happen !!!

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰The girl received a call from the bank. With Sales: Hello Madam, I am speaking to ABC Bank, do you want a credit card? Girl: No, I have boyfriend. sry grls πŸ˜‚πŸ˜š

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰My Boyfriend is also like _Future based brand . . Lolzzzzzz …πŸ˜†not launched yet.

 

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funny shayari in english image with quotes

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰A boyfriend told the girlfriend that he could go to hell for her too. Then both of πŸ˜† them got married. Now the boyfriend is in hell!

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰I don’t want anyone permanent in my life… But me enjoyment I’m your faithful customer.. πŸ˜†

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰If a dentist makes their money 🀣 from unhealthy teeth, why would I trust a product 4/5 of them recommend?

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰I didnt choose the 😎 lazy life, the Lazy life choose me.

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰Β People Often Say Laughter Is The Best Medicine, But They Neglect To Mention That 🀣🀣An Overdose Can Cause One’S Ass Too Fall Off.

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰When I Call My ParentsπŸ˜† & They Don’T Answer It’S No Big Deal But When They Call Me & I Don’T Answer Its Like To World War Iii.

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰I Changes My Password To β€œIncorrect” So Whenever I Forget What It Is, The πŸ˜†Computer Will Say ” Your Password Is Incorrect β€œ.

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰Everything Happens For 😚A Reason. But Sometimes The Reason Is that You’re Stupid And You Make Bad Decision.

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰People Have Become Really Naughty On Whatsapp. Even Married Women Have Put Their Status As β€πŸ˜† Busy β€œ.

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰Β No. I Am Not Single. I Am πŸ˜† In A Long Distance Relationship Because My Future Boyfriend Lives In Future.

 

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funny shayari in english image with quotes

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰Β The Biggest Difference Between Men And Women Is What Comes To Mind When The πŸ˜† Word Makeup Is Used.

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰Β Long Time Ago I Used To Have A Life, Until Someone Told Me To Get Into Social SitesπŸ˜‚.

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰I Don’T Need A Hair Stylist,πŸ˜‰ My Pillow Gives Me A New Hairstyle Every Morning.

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰God Made Every Person Different. He Got Tired By The Time He Got To youπŸ˜†πŸ˜†.

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰My Room Is Not Messy, It Is 😜 An Obstacle Course Designed To Keep Me Fit.

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰Β If You Say You’Re Cooler Than Me….Does That Make You πŸ˜‚ Hotter Than me?

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰When I Was A Kid I Used To Think πŸ˜‚ The Moon Followed Our Car Everywhere.

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰I Will Slap You πŸ˜† So Hard That Even Google Won’T Able To Find You.

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰It’S Better To Be relatively πŸ˜†Ridiculous Than Absolutely Boring

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰An Apple A Day Keeps Anyone Away, If You Throw It Hard Enough on that anyone πŸ˜‰.

 

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰Β I Love My Six Pack So Much. I Protect πŸ˜† It With A Layer Of Fat.

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰Β Q Quite Man Is A Thinking Man. A Quite WoWomans usually doubtful on πŸ‘¨ man .

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰If You Tickle Me, I’M Not πŸ˜‚ Responsible For Your Injuries.

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰Marriage Is A Workshop πŸ˜† Where Husband Works & Wife Shops.

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰When Life Gives You Some oranges 🍊 , Squirt Someone In The Eye.

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰Life Is Full Of Questions.Some of Idiots Are Full Of those Answers.

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰Be Warned : I’M Bored. This Could Get You in πŸ˜‰Dangerous.

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰Β With Great Power Comes πŸ˜†Great Electricity Bill …so save your energy .

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰Women May Not Hit Harder. But They Hit πŸ˜πŸ˜‰ Lover.

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰Lazy Rule : Can’T Reach It…🀣. Don’T Need It.

 

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funny shayari in english image with quotes

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰Time Is Precious. Waste It moreπŸ˜‚ Wisely.

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰Β Math : Mental Abuse To πŸ˜‰Humans.

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰Modi alone put the income πŸ˜‚tax raid on the whole country.

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰Narendra Modi ji kept the πŸ˜† 500-100 notes in the hospital because he knew that many people would get heart attack.

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰This is a pure cheating. – The black money was asked to bring it out – it is extracting from πŸ˜† inside.

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰The consolation of those corrupt politicians who have come out after burning sacksπŸ˜† in the house and are forced to react by smiling.

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰Some people are getting tension now that Modi does not declare “gold” as “iron”. πŸ˜›πŸ˜‚

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰A man was crossing the road looking at the sky. Traffic constable stopped and said: “Look where he is going …. Otherwise where is going to be seen πŸ˜›πŸ˜‚

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰First line of jio πŸ˜†then line of ATM, in fact Modi is learning to make people stand on their feet.

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰Β These years passed very clean … talking about cleanliness on roads, πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚Modiji … When it reached the vihar, I did not know.

 

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Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰Β The only remote thing πŸ˜‚ in the world is the TV remote – which gets pitted only when the back is not working.

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰Β It is said that hunger thirsty in love disappears, then these lovers add πŸ˜† KFC and McDonald to go to play Garba?

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰At the age in which our 😁teeth were broken, nowadays children break hearts at this age.

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰The thing that comes πŸ˜† out of the mouth, the arrow from the command and the recharged money made in love never come back !!

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰When a girl speaks forπŸ˜… the first time i love u too, it is so happy that today as the father’s name has brightened.

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰No matter how muchπŸ˜† time is spent throughout the day, the hottest girl will be seen only when the family is with you.

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰Alcohol is an evil Come, finish it, a bottle you drink a bottle I drink πŸ˜‹ !!

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰Girls block somebody and make such aπŸ˜† move, as if a murderer has heard the sentence of life imprisonment.

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰What will I give to my welfare? … I know that when I leave him, his πŸ˜†riend will give me a chance.

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰The heart and mind are stubborn on the stubbornness .. Both are behind the same girl … .😁😜

 

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Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰Β Look at her 😊 … She is burning me by putting my own status in my Whatsapp 😜😍

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰Β We are so discredited that we drink πŸ˜†water too much appreciatively, so people are called liquor.

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰Β What is needed to hang πŸ˜…me on the cross, take my mobile, take it off, I’ll die myself.

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰Even if I could get a pen with Shaka Laka Boom Boom, I could not do anything. πŸ˜ͺπŸ˜ͺ Such a dirty drawing that Deepika Padukone will make Rakhi Sawant out.

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰Β Oh God !! Send a Miss Caller in my life too … After all, Jio’s unlimited balance is going πŸ˜…to take us to the top.

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰Β Not every mistake is just πŸ˜„ sorry to say sorry, slapping for some mistakes is also necessary..πŸ˜€ 😊😜

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰Do not be scared of earthquake. It is just 😜fear of that the tower of jio does not fall anywhere.

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰Β One-way love power is something else … Be foolless, then put such status on whatsapp 😜😁

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰My dear life’s trouble πŸ˜†- divorce me dear.

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰Β If there were elections in Love… .give speech to get you πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜³πŸ˜œπŸ˜€πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜€

 

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Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰Β Madness and passion are still the same today, 😎 just looking at his brother is all right 😁 😁

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰Β If you do not receive a reply on message even if you are going to message, then understand that the growth is corrupt, your πŸ˜€πŸ˜‚

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰Β Those people who played with the feelings of singles in February … .😁😁 Now they will play marks marks with him having board exams in March πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜€πŸ˜‚πŸ˜€πŸ˜‚πŸ˜€πŸ˜‚πŸ˜€πŸ˜‚πŸ˜€

Serverd By ShayariStatus πŸ‘‰Kashmir is of India” 😘 Just print this on every note …. Pakistan will stop the thought of printing fake notes 😝😝 …

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